Category: Dexi

Put Down Your Phone

Posted by Dexi You may often think back to times when smart phones did not exist. What did you do for entertainment while you were in line at Walmart? What did you do to pass the time on the toilet? How many minutes did you waste jotting down or printing off MapQuest directions? Did you […]

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I Herded the Children into a Corner of the Playground

Posted by Dexi “Scarlett. Baby. It’s time to go.” I gently nudged the sleeping three year old, because you know, I didn’t want to poke the Nazi toddler bear. To my surprise, she opened her eyes and smiled. “We on our trip?” “Yep. And today you’re going to see some mountains.” As I picked her […]

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Maybe I Cheated on You with Josh Duggar

Posted by Dexi My finger slid across the glassy surface of my telephone. Like kung-fu, it stopped on the Gmail app icon and clicked. A brand new email from MyChart. Yay! I get my jollies from checking my lab results during pregnancies, so this would be my excitement for the day. My anxious fingers slapped […]

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I Chucked the Dirty Diaper into the Ditch

Written by Dexi A black empty highway in front of me. No one. For miles. Where could I be? Yup— North Da- fricken-Kota. Two-year old Scarlett, infant Roguies, and myself headed out of Minnesota state late on a Wednesday July evening, buckling in for a 7 hour drive. Why at night, you ask? Because then […]

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Going Rogue

Posted by Dexi I woke-up on Saturday morning with a bit of cramping and grabbed my phone to check the time. 5:02 AM. “Too early to wake-up,” I thought. I rolled to my other side, methodically and slowly, as to not make it feel like I was going to swing my still amniotic-shacked-up baby into […]

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Marking My Trail with Regurgitated Bread Crumbs

Posted by Dexi How many synonyms do you know for the word “vomit”? I need to use words that mean “vomit” a lot in this post, but I don’t want to be a repeat word-offender, so I am going to access my brain’s word bank, pull out my thesaurus, and maybe venture to urbandictionary.com to […]

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Face It, World

Posted by Dexi Women are not supposed to have hairy faces. But a lot of women, more than are willing to admit to the masses, do don a face full of fluff. I am one of them. And I’m not talking white, wispy locks that are confined to my upper lip— I am talking neck, […]

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